Over the years I’ve attained considerable sexual prowess. However, I fear my skills have evolved less with “trap two”. Some nuanced pointers please to tighten up my act?
RC by e-mail.
Less of the tightening, my friend; but of course your interest is commendable. Most men would do well to ask themselves if they are really satisfying their lover when it comes to anal sex: if she’s not asking for it on a regular basis, chances are they aren’t.
The key to skilled ass play is appropriate understanding of sphincters: the O-rings are essentially designed to expel things rather than to receive them, and you must relax them fully if you want to do this right (and not have her regret the evening the following day).
So, the night is young; she is wearing a suspender belt and stockings, and kneeling on all fours on the bed. Her wrists are pulled out in front of her and knotted to the bedpost with bondage rope. Her buttocks are raised towards you. A connoisseur will begin with rimming. The four pillars of elegant anilingus are: tapping her spider with the point of your tongue – AKA ringing the door bell; flicking, with the sharp of your tongue; lapping, your flat tongue right over the bud; probing, actually sticking your tongue inside.
As you go, introduce finger massage. A gloved digit is more hygienic and smoother. Use quantities of water-based lube – it stays wet longer and acts as a cushion inside the rectum – like Astroglide. Stroke around her knot, then across the top of it with your finger tip. Take your time, switching hand to mouth. Then take some more. Eventually her ass will invite you in. to maximise pleasure, by this point you should be doing something delicious with her clitoris. Even steady pressure with your spare hand will transform her experience; tapping on her nub with the same rhythm you work her butt is better still.
As you push into her ass, with her breathing out, angle your finger slightly towards her tailbone. Begin with very little movement. Your presence should be enough: one, then two fingers… And, when you are ready for the main course, avoid the rookie error of removing your finger too quickly: pull out with the same gentle pace as you went in (this also goes for your cock).
When it comes to sodomy proper, unless she’s a regular butt-slut, let her come to you. Press the head of your penis against her, and let her impale herself on you by moving backwards. If you’ve done the above, as your whole shaft slides deep into her up to your balls, she will be weeping, groaning with joy. Let her take over the clitoral stimulation to give you both her hands; a small vibe is ideal, such as JimmyJane Little Chroma. Then thrust at a pace just slower than she is urging you to.
Other fabulous positions include her on top; missionary, with a pillow under her butt and her knees pulled up to her chin; or on her side with her upper leg pulled up to give you access. But doggy is a perennial favourite, and a good one in which to mess with her head. Try a touch of degrading talk: tell her how you are using her, how little she is worth, watch her agree, beg, plead as you drive her to the stars – and multiple anal orgasm.
Sex Shrink, the girl of my dreams broke my heart. Sex with anyone else right now is unimaginable. I know. I'll eventually get over it, but I need a lift.
PG by e-mail.
Your problem is best surmised by that brilliant misanthrope Martin Amis: “Closure is a greasy little word which, moreover, describes a nonexistent condition. The truth, Venus, is that nobody gets over anything.” And nor should we. You tasted the nectar, so be grateful. Your task is to take a plane to Copenhagen and place yourself in the inimitable care of the Scandis.
Check into the uplifting Nimb hotel in Tivoli Gardens, and then take yourself down to Ruby. After a few excellent fallen martinis, make some friends and invite them back to your suite. Narrow the guest down to two, and once things are heating up, be selfless; demonstrate the glories of the Golden Gate Bridge – the two girls kissing each other, one riding your cock, the other straddling your mouth. Through this act of generosity you’ll find your own path back to sexual nirvana.
Does a gentleman need to know about Zini Deux?
BG by e-mail
Yes, if only to sate his curiosity. Though the name suggests sex with a Greek girl in a coupe, it in fact is a new vibrator concept for him and her. Deux consists of two computer mouse shaped vibrators that fit together like a Yin and Yang symbol. The part of your scrotum with its thin end tickling your perineum – while the part for her is shaped to curl along the length of her lips and then sharpen the sensation at its thin point bang slap on her clitoris.
While there is rarely a case for matching his and hers, these toys are seamlessly finished with a range of vibration patterns, and afford a delightful diversion from the norm. Ideal for the man who looks at her toy drawer with a slight lick of envy.